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2 definitions by OhDonPiano

 
1.
Literally the easiest, yet most annoying job on the fucking planet Earth.

Unless you're funny as shit, my enthusiasm fails to see the light of day.

To the customers who complain: let me tell you this, and please think about. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ICE CREAM. I'm not building you a house, selling you a car, or cooking you an expensive diner. I'm making you ice cream. You ordered it, so don't come screaming to me yelling "I'm gonna call the cops, this is robery. Your prices are too high!" Oh, I'm sorry lady, I forgot that you can't read our prices.

To the customers who lack common sense: You're not much better than the customers who compalin. For real, you have eyes for a reason. Don't ask me what sizes we have when they're right in front of you. Don't ask me what our prices are, when they're right in front of you. And most certainly don't ask me where the napkins are, when (you guessed it) they're right in front of you. Don't ask me if we serve ice cream. If you ask something as dumb as that, don't expect a very educated answer from me. Yes, the ice cream names are dumb as shit, but my five year old cousin can pronounce them better than you can.

Anyway, besides the dumbass customers, working at Coldstone is pretty baller. Take as much ice cream as you want when you work, and have deep meaningful conversations about life, with your fellow co-workers. Blast music when no one comes in, and plot your next awesome way to playfully mess with customers.
Dumbass question
Customer-"Do you guys have ice cream?"
Me-"No, we sell cars here."

Customer (walks into Coldstone)-"are you guys open?"
Me-"No, the door's open and all the lights are on for no reason."
by OhDonPiano August 25, 2012
 
2.
A mullet that is particularly dangerous. Commonly found among 80's thrash metal revivalist fans, ATV riders and Jurassic Park aficionados.
Jason: "Me and my boy Charlie just got us some raptor mullets.. no one fucks with us"

"Dude, that kid has a wicked raptormullet!"

"She pulls off that raptormullet better than any of the overweight 40 year olds i saw at the metallica concert last night."
by ohdonpiano October 27, 2008