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2 definitions by OhALovelyNut

 
1.
Yet another horrible disease there is no cure for found a hundred+ years ago in Europe. The conspiracy theory of it's development has to do with Hitler, Plum Island, and biological warfare. It is spread by infected Deer Ticks who have bitten infected vermin such as mice, rats, voles etc.

It effects every cell in your body driving you quite literally insane.

It causes you to become angry or depressed at the drop of a hat with little or no reason. Often misdiagnosed as Bi-Polar Disorder.

It's a complete relationship-ruiner, not that you'll have the motivation for one anyways. And you can just forget about having a sex-drive. Get ready to burn some bridges and become a hermit!
Veronica is an angry nut-job and is the biggest Debbie Downer I've ever met!

Yeah, she has Lyme Disease.
by OhALovelyNut September 10, 2011
 
2.
Someone who has Celiac Disease which is an allergy to Gluten. Gluten is found in wheat, rye, barley, and everything delicious you'll ever want to eat or drink. It is also found in cigarette filters, of all places.

It is NOT in rice, corn, potatoes, buckwheat, sorghum, amaranth, millet, soybeans, oats, quinoa, and sunflower seeds.

If you're a Celiac, say goodbye to 90% of what you love in your regular diet.
We're going for dinner and drinks with Bertha tonight.

The raging celiac? So she's eating a dry salad and drinking water then huh?

Yup.
by OhALovelyNut September 10, 2011