The shallow, unimaginative, morons who only
listen to top 40 chart
music, and live with the weird belief that
popularty equals musical talent.
You can spot these complete and utter wankers
from a mile away. In America they would usually
and Preppys, in Britain, they are usually
middle class chavs. Generally anybody who follows trends like a religion in order to gain friends, and because they are too stupid to think for themselves.
Whenever a new song
god awfull corporate pop or radio friendly psuedo hip hop) reaches a high possition in the charts, the Top 40 Brigade will play it through their tinny mobile phone speakers for around 2 weeks, after that
becomes "old", and therefore crap in their eyes.
Top 40 Brigadier: Hey listen
to this new song
by (insert generic mainstream crap here).
Intelligent person: That
is total garbage.
Top 40 Brigadier: Shut up man, it must be good
if it got into the top 40.
Intelligent person: Top 40 is nothing but corporate bullshit
telling what to think in order
to make more money. Now you can continue to listen
all you want, but im going to listen
to some Led Zeppelin.
Top 40 Brigadier: Who the fuck is Led Zeppelin, they sound
like some emo band.
Intelligent person: How dare
you *punch*, take that
you stupid Top 40 brigade cunt.