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1 definition by Oh Dis Nigga

 
1.
Often used as Facebook and Blackberry messenger statuses when one is in a situation where one must make the life changing decision of getting smoked up or hanging out with a girl and touching them boobies of her
Peter- Bro Melissa wants to chill with me but jewstin(capital J is not deserved) told me he would smoke me up, doobie or boobie?
Dom-Bro, Melissa's got some pretty big boobies if ya know what i'm sayin';)
Peter-Just kidding! I'm home alone naked, and i'm gay remember? Anyway jewstin can't afford to smoke me up even though I get high in one hit.
Dom-Oh so nah? Stop tryna scam.
by Oh Dis Nigga June 04, 2011