2 definitions by Oft Disgruntled

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1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
by Oft Disgruntled March 01, 2006

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Like semen, but with more wankers involved.
"I haven't got laid in a while; I'm going to knock one out, spill some of my chemical romance over Shirley next door, if you catch my drift"
by Oft Disgruntled March 02, 2006

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