1 definition by Official Pervert Dick

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official perverts-Our community in Krakatoa actually has these. Their job is - big surprise - to be a pervert. They are paid $400 a day, but do not get workman's comp for any injuries that may occur during working hours. An official pervert is actually has the status of one of the U.S.'s mayors.
I am official pervert. Official Pervert Dick, to be precise. And I'm single, all you luscious ladies...
by Official Pervert Dick March 17, 2004

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