5 definitions by Odyssey of the uterus

salve regina

saving a pussy for a rainy day so as not to ruin it too early.

Sheila was going to come over but I told her not to because i wanted to salve regina.

by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003

skull-fucking

Any act of intercourse between two mammals scalps. This feels really good if you have long, dirty-ass hair, and you are a complete faggot.

Before I got on the airplaine I skull-fucked Tyler, and as a result I got dandralitis.

by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003

Dandralitis

The STD that is recieved only after skull-fucking. Please see skull-fucking.

I was bored on the plane ride home so I went and got myself some dandralitis.

by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003

Semiphorous Rex

The term given to anyone that has been trying to get with a girl for centuries and when he finally did he got an STD, therefore making him a Semiphorous Rex

Reid Smith never had a girlfriend until that fat bitch Jackie came along and transformed him into a Semiphorous Rex

by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003

Ass trio

Gay sex involving Scott Thompson, Wild Bill, and Cowan. This is when three men are lined up one behind the other in the act of having anal sex.

Dude Cowan, Thompson and Wild Bill got cought doing the ass trio last night at the local YMCA.

by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003