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4 definitions by Ockman

 
1.
A change in vote based on the attractiveness of the female candidate.
Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.
by Ockman October 06, 2008
 
2.
While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.
“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”

“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”

“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
by Ockman May 02, 2008
 
3.
A blur job occurs while a guy is driving and notices a girl driving the opposite direction. She might have been hot but there is really no telling at high speeds.
“Oh man! I just got a blur job and she was really hot! I think she was blonde.”

“Damn I missed her”
by Ockman May 02, 2008
 
4.
Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.
“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

“I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”
by Ockman May 02, 2008