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2 definitions by Ocean reefer III

 
1.
The facial expression locked in a sucky sucky position. Often referred to in a joke with a punch line...do you get it? How often?
My co-worker asked me this joke. I kicked his ass, and as he laid bloodied on the floor I told him never to tell me the "cock suckers cramp" joke again.
by Ocean reefer III June 25, 2009
 
2.
A low sperm count caused by chronic masturbation in order to keep only healthy and fresh semen on board.
My entire family had the flu so I jerked off 3 times a day for a week to keep my chiflow low.
by Ocean Reefer III June 24, 2009