A creepy, overweight douchebag
es on tall, dark-haired, athletic men by lamely hitting on underage girls only to be shot down time
again. A person who never gets laid. A chronic masterbater.
Eric: Hey you have
Allison: Um...thanks I guess.
Eric: Do you know my friend Derrick? He is awesome. He could have
fun in a cardboard box!
Allison: That's kinda creepy. It sounds
like you have
a man-crush on him. You are such a delaet.