\g(u)-sta-vo, gus-tavo\ is a variant of Gustave (Barbarian Viking)
1. "royal staff; staff of the gods"
2. Man who looks like a Sexy Redneck from the Farm but that is actually a Blue Blood Latino French Italian Gentle Giant with a Nose named Goldstein.
3. A guy whose modesty lies only above the belt. The LEGEND resides quietly below.
4. An earthy goat-fish humanoid who lures in women with his mystical, intuitive, and sorcerer emerald gold eyes and his mysterious bulldog pokerface.
5. A man who hypnotizes you with his Super-human Abnormally Immense Stunning Eyeballs.
If he is Zero in the back, but HERO in the front, then he is definitely a Gustavo!
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