A type of accident that would make a great story and creates a significant amount of damage. When telling the story, one would paint a colorful picture that seems to be a chaotic-bound situation that results in mayhem.
Dean Winters, the All-State Mayhem Actor, would make it funny if the story was produced into a commercial by dry humor and witty remarks that are very blunt.
"Dude, I had a Mayhem-cident last night. I was minding my own business watching 'Dude, Where's My Car?' while driving and Ashton Kutcher T-boned me!" said Driver
"Good thing you saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico last week." Gecko
Typical Behavior of a N*gger. Pronounced "T-Bow-n." Similar to the term, TNB, but used in more tranquil situations. Usually describes the acts of a person who is so ignorant that the popular response is awe, confusion, or even laughter. Contrary to popular belief, it does not have to be racially directed to African-Americans. White folk, such as Whiggers, too can commit TBoaN.
Did you see that 2nd down in 1, 2 yard catch and celebration by #81 last week on the second play of the game?