A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
I laid in the hammock. It was nice.
pronounced: big-ist mass mer-der-ers in hih-ster-ee
rules to qualify: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history
This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…
k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost
12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East
Idi Amin, Benito Mussolini, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Jean Kambanda, Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Saddam Hussein, Suharto, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Mao Tse Tung are the 12 biggest mass murderers in history. Search them. Read of their atrocities. Because of these evil men, over 155 million people are dead.
adj: In the state of mind where getting the news that your dog was hacksawed to death by a hipster
wouldn't bother you one bit. Only obtained by wearing Dr. Scholl's gel shoe insoles. The care-free attitude has been described as relaxing on a hammock
made of hemp
, while in a coma
v: being in the above state of mind
Now, here are some words that are more likely to be spoken while gellin'. With these words can come great rap lyrics. And that's sayin' somethin', yo.
Rap on, m'brothas.
man1: AHMAHGAD YOU RAN OVER MY LEGS!!! AAAHH!!
man2: Heeey, that dude is sooo nooot gellin'!
man3: Yeeaah, man…
man1: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH?! HE RAN OVER MY LEGS!!
men2,3: Naahh, man… we're gellin'!