5 definitions by Nubcakes Smith

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What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!
Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"
by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008

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A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.
Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.
by Nubcakes Smith January 25, 2008

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If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.
FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.
by Nubcakes Smith December 12, 2007

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If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.
FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.
by Nubcakes Smith December 12, 2007

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Boston is a city in a freezing cold part of America which no one give's a rat's ass about anymore. Bitter at being the younger, retarded cousin of New York, Bostonians are incredible bitches at every possible interval. The fans of their sports teams are the most obnoxious in the world (see Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics ... hell, even the Revolution), and when these teams come to town, fans of other teams groan - not because they hate the team, because they'll be heckled by douchebag fans.
Person #1: Why is Jack such a douchebag?
Person #2 (in response): He's from Boston.
by Nubcakes Smith December 14, 2007

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