3 definitions by NowImLost

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A stage of someone's life where they are so desperate, they will try and get with anyone they can. Currently sweeping the UK, confudesperation sufferers frequently change their mind over who they actually like, often leading to confrontations and arguments in certain levels of the british underclass.

See also homoconfudesperation
"Javine's slept with Romeo, Baz, 'arry AND Charlie...i reckon she's suffering from confudesperation"
by NowImLost July 05, 2005

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Like confudesperation however this condition affects the mind so badly that people may suddenly fall in love with members of the same sex, while still claiming they are straight. However often, the sufferer is just confused. Again, very common in south east england.
I reckon Michael's homoconfudesperate...i swear he's been giving aaron funny looks recently.
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A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.
"I was talking to Jimmy online last night about Pink Floyd. But i'm sure he doesn't actually like them, he's just a googlesearch fan"
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