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2 definitions by Nottingham is the world's best city

 
1.
The capital of drunken violence. Go Nottingham!!! Also, the world's greatest city. Unlike Derby
Do you live in Nottingham? I do.
 
2.
What people in Derby do
Derby mum to child: What did you do at school, today?
Child: Mommy, I did sheep!