1. Human equivalent of vermin
. Fake sportswear, large gold jewellery (bought from argos
) and (at least) quadrouple pushchair with females of the 'species'. They use a little known language derived from English slang and American 'gangsta
'.Most reproduce by the age of 14, sometimes younger.Chavs are created by their parents through serious neglect or adequate education of any kind. Although the 'species' is so new, their predicted life span is around 40 years, enough time to raise a least 5 broods. They can be found around fast food outlets, shopping malls and other similer places. Their main transport is either a 'modded'
shite bucket or a police vehicle of some sort.
I saw a chav a minute ago. Obviously, I shot the bastard