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The second tier of the plural of the word 'Carp'.

For one carp, the word 'Carp' is adequate, for more than one carp, 'Carp' is also adequate... However for Rosey Wood's sheer Carpyness (not crappyness), only 'Carpses' will suffice!
Has Mo Been Catching Carpses yet? Na, He's Shit
by NotRogy June 27, 2010

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