: Superior, trustworthy, sophisticated, graceful
even when under pressure, people
who live within the confines of the Manhattan Borough and are up to date on all things cool
Typically these beings are found to be resided from
the low 100's to the 60's on the UWS, or from
the mid 90's to the 60's on the East Side.
Now of course cool
are dispersed throughout
all corners of the city, a couple of examples: you have the hipsters and trendsetters down in SoHo; you got the milfs
and cougars prowling
down 5th and the movie stars on Broadway.
Yo man, Tim Gunn is one fly CCF.
I was shopping out in Jersey and when I handed
my credit card to pay the cashier of course
she had to check my ID and sure
enough, she gave
me a rusty
trombone right there when she saw I was a Cool City Folk.
What do all of the people have
in common, Jon Hamm, Moby, Tina
Fey, Liza Minelli, Howard Stern
and Spike Lee - they
are all CCF unlike
Ja Rule, Wesley Snipes and Heather
Locklear who live in NJ.
I'm such a Cool City Folk, that not even Lindsay Lohan can bring me down.
Girls are lining up around
the corner asking me to give them "pearl necklaces" just because I'm a CCF
People who live in Teaneck NJ are so not CCF, and they
got a long way to go to earn it.