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2 definitions by Nosrac

A person who gives free handjobs.
Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.
by Nosrac October 02, 2006
Acronym for: Laughing While Also Crying
I'm a depressed alcoholic, but my friends still try to cheer me up by telling jokes. All they get out of me is a couple minutes of LWAC.
by nosraC November 26, 2013