1 definition by NorthernCalifoolya1988

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A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".
1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40
by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 02, 2010

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