1 definition by Norik

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A person who readily dedicates their occupational existence to the sale and resale of anything but a good tune (groove). Thus, "groovemonger" is an oxymoronic term that is rather general in its persuation (meaning).
I think I'll visit the groovemonger because he has nothing to offer me but his lack of identity - and I like that.
by Norik November 14, 2006

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