Oundle is a small market town in Northamptonshire, about twenty minutes from Peterborough (aka shitehole) and 30 minutes from Kettering (aka bigger shitehole). Oundle has a few pubs and a large population of OAPs. (Regular oldies include a woman with an enormous stomach and a geriatric old lady who always sports a mini skirt.) Oundle is home to the well known boarding school Oundle School.
Oundle is dull as a pile of pig shite, but at least we don't live in Corby.
Person 1: I live in Oundle
Person 2: Arundel? Oh yes I've been there.
person 1: No, OUNDLE you moron.