3 definitions by Noobraham Lincoln

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A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.
Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.
by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

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What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.
by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

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This refers to when you are eating Kraft cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese (Scooby-Doo, Sponge Bob, etc.) and have to cook two boxes instead of one because the serving size is smaller.
Everyone knows that the cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese is the best; I've been double boxing every day this week.
by Noobraham Lincoln January 04, 2010

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