15 definitions by NonnaK

Beaver blocked is when a woman manipulates a situation to prevent other women from hooking up with a cute guy, so she can get him for herself.
On our weekly Girl's Night Out, I always get Beaver Blocked by that whore Annette right after I start talking to a cute guy.
by NonnaK February 24, 2011

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A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.
I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.
by NonnaK February 13, 2011

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The name a wife uses when referring to her husband during the period of separation and before they actually get divorced.
I can't believe it? Our divorce isn't even final yet and my Future Ex-Husband is already engaged to marry someone else.
by NonnaK April 11, 2011

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How a NASCAR fan feels on Monday morning after watching their favorite driver Kyle Busch win 2 out of 3 NASCAR races in one weekend.
I'm Busched from watching Kyle Busch race in an attempt to sweep Phoenix by winning all 3 races.
by NonnaK March 01, 2011

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The name given to a person who has a big fat belly from eating a bowl of Blue Bell Ice Cream every night before they go to bed.
My Blue Belly is so big when I look down I can't see my feet.
by NonnaK June 29, 2016

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The name given to a large blemish located right below the bottom lip that pops up suddenly after using a cell phone.
I can’t go to the high school dance looking like this. I am pretty sure that this is the biggest cell phone zit I have ever had.
by NonnaK March 01, 2011

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Obsessed with one’s own self image and ego and with one's own fish that was caught during an outing with friends.
Ole Hector is definitely a narcissifishdic. He has at least a dozen or more 8 x 10 glossy photos hanging up in his apartment of himself and the fish he has caught.
by NonnaK May 30, 2011

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