9 definitions by Nolan

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Evil Emperess of Britain between 1979 - 1990. Eventually thrown down a mine shaft by Darth Heseltine in a leadership contest.
"Your overconfidence is your weakness"
"Your faith in your friends is yours"

"You have done well Lord Lamont. Soon the strikers will be crushed"

"Wipe them out all of them" (Socialists)
by Nolan February 18, 2005
A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.
by Nolan February 06, 2003
A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs
Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed.
by Nolan March 19, 2005
Origin: Derived from the word "El' Durado"
noun: coming from the Spanglish language, describes anything of great dumbfounded mystery.
See-- durad
"What the crap is a durad?"
"Does anyone know what a durad is?"
Possibly the name for Chevy's next truck: The Chevy Durad
by Nolan December 28, 2004
Last summer, my younger brother and I threw a kegger at our cottage. He invited some of his mates, and I invited mine.

Good times were had by all. I spent most of the two nights drinking with his friends.

One guy, in particular, caught my eye. Like most guys, I have a type. Physically speaking, he fit the bill. I don’t remember how we got started talking, but we got on famously. he’s twenty-three, I’m twenty-six.

We could both feel the instant connection. There was mutual attraction.

But…

he had a boyfriend, and I have a boyfriend.

Notice I say, “Had”? They broke up. Notice I said, “Have”? We’re still together. In love, in fact. For three years.

Anyway, a few months later and this boy was still on my mind. I probably shouldn’t have, but I nicked him contact info from my bro and we started talking over Messenger. Infrequently at first. Once in a blue moon, really.

Then, one weekend several months ago, he mentioned she was coming into town. I asked if she wanted to meet up at this bar my mates and I were going to be at.

he came alone.

We enjoyed ourselves. Talked more frequently over Messenger, and eventually went out for drinks several more times – just the two of us.

Now we speak several times a week over Messenger and on the phone, but our conversations are what I would describe as the kind two people engage in when they’re beginning a romantic relationship.

he tells me I’m “funny” and that I “make him laugh.” She explains that I “make him feel special.” Tells me I’m “not like most guys.”

There is an inextricable connection between us. It is impossible to deny. he is exactly my type. Even more so than my boyfriend.

And there’s the rub.

My boyfriend.

The man I’m deeply in love with, and have been for nearly three years. My companion. My lover. My best friend.

I adore him, and would never cheat on hi .

But, I’ve been unable to stop thinking about this other guy since we first met, nearly a year ago. Each time we get together it gets a little more intimate. I’m left even more wounded.

This weekend I’m going to be going down to his place for a house party. I’ll be spending the night.

I know I bring this upon myself, but I can’t help it. I feel drawn to this other guy. I should just cut all ties, but I can't.

What the fvck am I going to do?
brigden is a tool!!!
by Nolan March 03, 2005
Flaggot to any Bandie
Did you see that flaggot? she just fucked up perfect 10, fucking flaggots can spin sabers, our flute players could do better!
by Nolan July 15, 2004
Derived from American by removing the suffix a- which means away from or opposite of. Also spelled Mexican.
Every year thousands of Mericans slip illegally over the border.
by Nolan November 23, 2003

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