4 definitions by Noko
Something done to trick someone, and is very amusing to all (apart from the one the prank was played on)
It is April Fool's Day, and to Ric's delight, he has yet another prank set up. What he doesn't know is that things aren't quite what they seem.
In the morning, he walks in to his classroom as casually as possible. He waits until Mr Price arrives with the register, and then deliberately starts talking to Eddy.
Ric: Oi, Eddy. You gotta go ter staffroom see teachers at break.
Eddy: O cheers then Ric. You know why?
Ric: Summit to do with when you broke that chair in maths.
Eddy: It wunt me.
Ric: Well go tell em that then mate.
In the next lesson, English, Ric decides to tell a mostly innocent girl, Kate, that she too has to go to the staffroom at break.
Ric: Y'alright Kate?
Kate: Um...yeah?
Ric: Right, you gotta go ter staffroom see teachers at break.
Kate: Yeah, I'll be there. You know why?
Ric: Summit to do with when you was throwing pens at Noko's head in History on Tuesday.
Kate: Fine.
At break both Eddy and Kate turn up at the staffroom, to find a sign reading: 'staff meeting down the corridor this break. students may enter when required.'
Reading this, Eddy and Kate went down the corridor. Though in year 10, they did not know what was down there, so went in the door at the end of the corridor. When they opened the door, they found Mr Hopkinson and Miss Wade naked and having sex in the shower. In fright, Eddy went for the door, but put his hand through the glass on the emergency fire button.
They escaped before the two teachers saw them, and, with blood all over the shower, they left the scene and reported to fire positions on the field.
On the field, the teachers saw the blood coming out the drain and flowing over the paving. Brave Mr Chapman decided to investigate, and knowing a new teacher and a married man had been showering, he knew he had to look.
When he got there, he found Mr Hopkinson and Miss Wade still having sex, even though the fire bell was ringing. Ric was stood on the other side of the window pane watching what he had done.
Sometimes pranks can backfire badly folks, so PLEASE read this before carrying one out.
In the morning, he walks in to his classroom as casually as possible. He waits until Mr Price arrives with the register, and then deliberately starts talking to Eddy.
Ric: Oi, Eddy. You gotta go ter staffroom see teachers at break.
Eddy: O cheers then Ric. You know why?
Ric: Summit to do with when you broke that chair in maths.
Eddy: It wunt me.
Ric: Well go tell em that then mate.
In the next lesson, English, Ric decides to tell a mostly innocent girl, Kate, that she too has to go to the staffroom at break.
Ric: Y'alright Kate?
Kate: Um...yeah?
Ric: Right, you gotta go ter staffroom see teachers at break.
Kate: Yeah, I'll be there. You know why?
Ric: Summit to do with when you was throwing pens at Noko's head in History on Tuesday.
Kate: Fine.
At break both Eddy and Kate turn up at the staffroom, to find a sign reading: 'staff meeting down the corridor this break. students may enter when required.'
Reading this, Eddy and Kate went down the corridor. Though in year 10, they did not know what was down there, so went in the door at the end of the corridor. When they opened the door, they found Mr Hopkinson and Miss Wade naked and having sex in the shower. In fright, Eddy went for the door, but put his hand through the glass on the emergency fire button.
They escaped before the two teachers saw them, and, with blood all over the shower, they left the scene and reported to fire positions on the field.
On the field, the teachers saw the blood coming out the drain and flowing over the paving. Brave Mr Chapman decided to investigate, and knowing a new teacher and a married man had been showering, he knew he had to look.
When he got there, he found Mr Hopkinson and Miss Wade still having sex, even though the fire bell was ringing. Ric was stood on the other side of the window pane watching what he had done.
Sometimes pranks can backfire badly folks, so PLEASE read this before carrying one out.
by Noko January 12, 2006
by Noko May 20, 2015
Guy and girl get together, he puts his dick up her arse or her pussy, known as penis, bottom and vagina by polite people. He then puts his in hers, and moves it up and down causing her immense pleasure. However, if he aint wearing a condom that slut might end up pregnant! Can also be done by gays, involving one guy putting his dick up the other guys arse.
George and Holly were supposed to spend a steamy night having desirable sex in his bath. Then his sister Liz came home, and saw it as an opportunity, so called her friend Leanne. She turned up with her boyfriend Jason, who has the biggest dick i have ever seen!
They now perform the act of sex in the bath. On top we have Liz, who is fingering Jason up the arse as he moves up and down beneath her. She finds it rather pleasurable sat on his back dipping her feet in the bath water below.
Underneath Liz there is Jason, who now has his dick inside Leanne, who is crying with joy and pain, and in a moment you'll know why.
Leanne is in the middle of these five teenagers, and Jason has his dick up her pussy from above. Below her, George has his dick up her arse. She is crying but laughing and moaning with the feelings. Leanne is facing upwards and trying to get Liz to take her fingers out Jason's arse.
Below Leanne there is George, enjoying a brief reminder of sharing a bath with Liz as toddlers, whilst shoving his penis in and out of Leanne's arse, and licking her back.
And at the bottom of this heap of teens, there is Holly, who has her legs wrapped around George, but only just has her head high enough to avoid drowning.
You might want to try this at home...but not in the bath!
They now perform the act of sex in the bath. On top we have Liz, who is fingering Jason up the arse as he moves up and down beneath her. She finds it rather pleasurable sat on his back dipping her feet in the bath water below.
Underneath Liz there is Jason, who now has his dick inside Leanne, who is crying with joy and pain, and in a moment you'll know why.
Leanne is in the middle of these five teenagers, and Jason has his dick up her pussy from above. Below her, George has his dick up her arse. She is crying but laughing and moaning with the feelings. Leanne is facing upwards and trying to get Liz to take her fingers out Jason's arse.
Below Leanne there is George, enjoying a brief reminder of sharing a bath with Liz as toddlers, whilst shoving his penis in and out of Leanne's arse, and licking her back.
And at the bottom of this heap of teens, there is Holly, who has her legs wrapped around George, but only just has her head high enough to avoid drowning.
You might want to try this at home...but not in the bath!
by Noko January 11, 2006
1 Someone who you would rather not look at. Yes, we say people are ugly, but have you ever come across a person who when you look at them you look away because of how ugly they are? Face the facts, there are still many ugly people out there.
2 A song that can give you brain damage. As Eminem would say, just another little girl group, all you do is annoy me so i have been sent here to destroy you.
2 A song that can give you brain damage. As Eminem would say, just another little girl group, all you do is annoy me so i have been sent here to destroy you.
Liz: She's right. Charlotte is ugly.
Noko: I've seen worse...on the internet though.
Kate: Um, she's stood behind you.
Liz: Oh, right...not her...that retard girl in the advert on the side of this website!
Charlotte: Someone else with the same name as me huh?
Noko: I've seen worse...on the internet though.
Kate: Um, she's stood behind you.
Liz: Oh, right...not her...that retard girl in the advert on the side of this website!
Charlotte: Someone else with the same name as me huh?
by Noko January 10, 2006