A documentary based show on animal planet, starring a team of incompetent "eco-warriors" on their quest to stop Japanese whaling in the Southern Antarctic. These people value the lives of a completely abundant species of whale, the minke whale, more than their own with such comments as "if I die saving even one whale I don't care". Every episode gets more retarded, with such fuckups as dropping the lifeboat line prematurely almost killing half crew in season 1, blowing the engine of the boat at the end of season 1 due to no trained mechanic being on board, letting their helicopter fall into disuse due to lack of maintenance, ramming the heavy steel Japanese trawlers with their incredibly weak-hulled "Steve-Irwin" boat and terrorizing Japenese crewmen with glass bottles and flash bang grenades. The show progressively becomes more retarded, with such tactics as throwing stinking butter on the deck of the trawlers in order to taint meat making it un-profitable, driving directly into ice-fields a few miles north of the Antarctic nearly sinking the ship and killing the entire crew...
"Whale Wars was on lastnight"
"Did you watch it?"
"Yeah the captain paul watson heard about japanese whalers so he immediately went to his cabin to sleep on the idea while the rest of the crew did nothing"