2 definitions by Noah Klein

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An internet crush on someone that lives nowhere near you and that you will have no chance of meeting or communicating with other than on myspace.
Aw man, that hot chick lives on the other side of the country!!! Damn, I have got such a myspace crush on her! Look how hot she looks in her 12 pictures, and that top 8 and music list is BOMB!
by Noah Klein January 25, 2006

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Coined by Noah Klein in a CMJ Music Review article for the band, The Blow, avant-pseudo-crunk is a form of dance that originated in Portland with bands such as The Blow and Panther.
Did you see the was he danced at the show!? That shit was fucking CRAZY! That was some insane avant-pseudo-crunk.
by Noah Klein October 09, 2007

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