1. A person
who has job so notorious
to have faux
experience and education they immediately qualify as a hack such as an aroma therapist, massage therapist, wedding planner, quantum
shaman, sociologist adviser, color profiler or even those suspiciously expensive caterers.
2. Someone who couldn't get a job in the real world and overcharges for their self-employed services.
"No, you don't need magic lava rocks
or green tea oil from some hack
- go see a real doctor."
"Why don't you just ask your group what
they want instead of hiring some hack
to do 'psychographic research'?"
"I am not going to wear a lemon-chartreuse dress just because some hack said
it was good for my aura."
"If the yoga instructor feels you up again, you should just admit he's a hack
looking for an excuse to get closer to you."
"So, the fortune teller said
she could give you more information about
your future, and all she needed
were the numerological vibes from your social security card
– that's not insight – that's called a hack
"Featuring who? The girl's already got the cords to sing – she doesn't need some token hack
rhyming in the background."
"You paid $200 a session
for some vibrating hack
to play the flute over your 'sacred crystal?!' If I paid $200 for a musician, they better well
have studied at Julilliard and bring
New York Philharmonic with
them… and I'm not going to be smoking