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2 definitions by No1Dane

 
1.
The much appreciated statement

making it known that the ordered pizza
has finally arrived.
"Hey, Joe, pizzalert! It's $16.00."
by No1Dane September 26, 2009
 
2.
Conversation a guy makes with a girl while his eyes are firmly directed at her breasts.
"Phew, that guy is creepy! He boobtalks."
by No1Dane September 27, 2009