The standard unit of measurement used
to describe the amount
an individual cares
Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.
is almost always used
to describe how little someone cares
about something and the amount
of fucks someone gives can be detected
by a fuck
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night
and I'm still
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*