2 definitions by No Ugos

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When a girl has crusty build up in her ass crack. Depending on the size they can be called "crater tots". If you slam her cheeks together, you can make "chips".
"She had so many butt spuds, you could go "bobbing for tots" all night long."
by No Ugos August 23, 2013

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Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.
Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.
by No Ugos November 20, 2013

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