2 definitions by No Eyed Schmee

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Verb. Butthole sex.
Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.
by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008

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A situation in which an inebriated female is making out with a young male and reaches to caress his genitals in a masturbatory manner and accidentally slow-jacks the male's wallet, truly mistaking his wallet for his penis.
Last night Hannah bickled Woody out on the porch.
by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008

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