The incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. This act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. Members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who stood up in the face of athletics assemblies and said, "Bacon is King!"
Hey guys, did you hear about the bacongate scandal?
Yeah, it was ridiculous. Those kids are going to lead the country some day.
What should we do during this dumb ass-assembly?
I don't know, lets cook some bacon.