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Nickelodeon's horrific version of Disney's "Hannah Montana". The story revolves around an unfunny girl named Carly Shay who lives with her artistic yet irresponsible brother Spencer and is treated like a celebrity wherever she goes because of her famous yet awfully uninteresting webshow "iCarly". Everyone at school admires and envies Carly for her intelligence and "humor". Despite doing bad things from time to time Carly always gets away with it because she's so perfect. If I were to rename her, it would be "Mary-Sue".

At Carly's side are her two friends Sam Puckett and "Fredward" Freddie Benson. Sam is Carly's best friend and co-host of iCarly who has poor etiquette and awful anger issues. She also lives in a home with her deadbeat, mentally disturbed mother. Although Sam is a bad influence for children her character is probably the least bit of concern on this show. Next we have Freddie Benson, Carly's neighbor and tech-producer for iCarly. Like the VAST majority of the male characters who were on this show, Freddie loves Carly and wishes he could date her. Freddie has an overprotective mother who will stop at nothing to protect him from things he doesn't even need protection from.

Spencer Shay is Carly's brother and guardian. While he is a great artist, he is an awful guardian who gives in to Carly's desires. Carly is more of a guardian to him that he is to her. He's willing to take her wherever she wants to go (ex, Hollywood, Idaho) and lets her do whatever she wants. Carly can tell him what to do (stop fencing, do the dishes) but when he tries to enforce something Carly can refuse and get away with it.

In conclusion, iCarly is a shallow, sucky show for bratty tweeny boppers who rely on awful actors/actresses, singers, and TV shows to be their influence and idols.
Girl1: Did you see the episode of iCarly where Carly dates the "bad boy" then makes fun of him for having "pee wee babies" which causes him to break up with her?
Girl2: Yeah, totally. That totally wasn't shallow or anything. Come on! Pee wee babies? Carly can do waaaay better than that! She's an online sensation! Also she's funny, pretty, smart, and sassy lul. ;D
Girl1: Yarly. I hope I can be just like Carly someday. ;P
by Nitsirk Yram August 19, 2009