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5 definitions by Nitovimi

 
1.
Nickname used for Tennessee Titans running back, Chris Johnson, for Jan 3, 2010 game against the Seattle Seahawks when he entered the 2000 rushing yards in a season club. Not only did the two time Pro bowler at the end of his second season in the NFL gain 2000 yards in this game, he also beat Marshall Faulk's all-purpose yards record.
CJ2K jumped over Center, Kevin Mawae, for a 4 yard gain to earn his 2000 yards!
by Nitovimi January 03, 2010
 
2.
Meaning you are pitied by someone, but not necessarily the person saying this.
John, "I lost my wallet that had $500."

Luke, "Sorry for you."

John, "Thanks for feeling for me, man."

Luke, "I don't feel bad for you, but probably someone somewhere else does."

John, "Jerk."
by Nitovimi September 14, 2009
 
3.
Crue Fest is a rock music festival that started in 2008 by the original band members of the 80s glam band, Motley Crue. They toured around parts of the United States of America and other countries with bands such as Buckcherry, Papa Roach, and Trapt.

Motley Crue kicked off the sequel to their festival, Crue Fest 2, in the summer of 2009. Being the 20th anniversary of their hit album, "Dr. Feelgood," Motley Crue played every song from the album. They toured with Godsmack, Theory of a Deadman, Drowning Pool, and 6 other bands for this festival.
Man: "Dude, I bought the Crue Fest DVD. It was amazing!"

Other man: "Dude, I was in Toronto when they shot that DVD! One of the loudest shows on Earth! Amazing festival and use of my time
by Nitovimi August 13, 2009
 
4.
The majority of Urban Dictionary's visitors
I found the word jock on here, and every definition I read (about 15) was negetive. I then got curious and searched nerd, and every one of those defnitions were positive. Many of those gave nerds extreme dominance. I sense a little bias. I think we know what steriotype gets on this site the most.

(I am not a nerd or a jock)
by Nitovimi March 07, 2010
 
5.
Term used to describe a large belly. It sounds more manly and more unique than calling one fat. People respect a man with pudding cannons.
You're really skinny, but I have pudding cannons!
by Nitovimi December 05, 2009