repeatedly suck the living fun and essence out of playstation 3
games for the sole purpose of collecting trophies.
Whilst it can be said that often the pursuit of obtaining various trophies
can be both invigorating, challenging and fun, it could also be said that most trophy whores are funsuckers
with nothing better to do in their penis
Trophy Whores are often compared to Achievement Whores
, male sluts who wish to sleep with Master Chief
and get all the achievements in various games to get a super high gamerscore
, a score which only total fags could care about.
However, Trophy Whores are superior to Achievement Whores in the fact that Trophy Whores had the common sense to purchase a PS3
home entertainment system over an Xbox 360
system which was only created for one game: Halo 3
. Also known as Dick
Caleb: Hey yo, I heard that you spent the last five hours playing Grand Theft Auto IV
on your PS3 only to get the trophies.
Jason: So what if I'm a whore G? At least I know how to touch a woman. I'm no ordinary whore like you Achievement Bitch
I'm a motherfraggin pwning 1337 haxor trophy whore
Caleb: Damn man! All I was asking was if you got GTA
! We cool, right? Cool like Guns 'N Roses
Jason: Fuck it, ugly cocksucker
you can go suck a big, fat, juicy master chief penis. I'll bet it's green like his armor.
Caleb: You suck trophy whore. You're so sexy and awesome and you have a PS3. Everyone should worship you now.