Noun: A person who looks very self-fullfilled. A turkey carries a stature and facial expression that indicates they must masterbate several times a day. In some rare cases, teacher turkeys have been known to masterbate, throw up in their mouth and teach at the same time. Disturbing YES, but one must be aware of the turkeys that surround them at all times. Turkeys come in all shapes and sizes, but usually they have a grin on their face, and hands in their pockets. Turkeys are very confident even if they are slurring. This slang word turkey can be dated back to the year 2001.