The most sweetest, kind-hearted boy/man you will ever meet in your own lifetime! Everything about a Michael is just swell, you will love them for everything they are. If their looks ever change, it wont affect you because their personality covers everything up. He'll make you laugh, and hell, you might cry over him because you'll miss being around him! Nothing can make you stay away from his charm. You would want to marry him for crying out loud, he's just perfect in every little way, every detail of him makes you wonder how he even exists.
"Hey, do you know Michael?"
"<mocking>Do you know Michael? OF COURSE I DO. You can't ignore a sweet heart like him."
"Well, that is true."
"Damn right it's true, I love him very much."