The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein
of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia
. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia
serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned
of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed
Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size
of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.