Someone so submerged in allday bureaucreacy that misses to enjoy the pleasures of life, very probably becoming a nerd, geek or noob as a result..
Paperbitches are usually individuals with a very heavy work load, who fail to have a normal social life. Most of them are 40 year old virgins with a tonsure (see Jarhead) sniffing the boss' ass every day.
Paperbitches will tell on you with the boss. Paperbitches will cock block you from the hot secretary. Paperbitches will always try to appear like a know-it-all jackass..
Paperbitches have never fucked, will never do, and do not even know how to use their sticks...
Dawg from da Hood: Hey man, lets go doing some parrtaaah!! Mofo!
Paperbitch: Sorry man, my ass is being ripped at work, I cannot
Dawg from da Hood: thats dissapointing bro, u a fuckin paperbitch...