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12 definitions by Nige

 
8.
A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society
That girl is thick as mince
by Nige November 10, 2004
 
9.
Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.
"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead
by Nige November 14, 2004
 
10.
a chewed piece of food, not slang on its own but see it combined with masticate to devastating effect: the bane of biology teachers everywhere.
i can't be bothered to write the example twice, just click the masticate thingy.
by nige April 19, 2004
 
11.
A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina
you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !
by Nige September 17, 2003
 
12.
an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.
its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'
by nige September 18, 2003