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9 definitions by Nick1401

 
1.
checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.
man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.
by Nick1401 October 25, 2007
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2.
A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'
GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.
by Nick1401 October 30, 2007
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3.
A great sexual activity, that involves getting a chick, banging her senseless from behind, ass or pussy, while she gets a cock rammed down her throat from the front.
Lets spitroast that sweet looking young blonde babe over there
by Nick1401 August 16, 2007
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4.
bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.
shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!
by Nick1401 November 25, 2007
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5.
A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.
'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'
by Nick1401 September 06, 2007
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6.
mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.
Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs
by Nick1401 August 12, 2007
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7.
A person who fills themselves full with food, so they can go long periods without having to eat again.

Opposite to a grazer. See 'grazer'
GORGER:

'I just had a huge breakfast, I'm full to bursting. Still, at least I won't have to eat now for a good while.'

GRAZER:

'So you don't fancy one of my sarnies when we have a break?'

GORGER:

'No thanks, I'd probably throw up, I'm that full'
by Nick1401 October 30, 2007
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