the most important qualities to look for when choosing a female to be your bitch.
Ass and titties, ass ass and titties, ass and titties, and big booty bitches.
1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.
a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.
Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.
1) Totally unfounded, not credible, or ridiculous...usually refers to something somebody just said.
2) Having a large amount of fecal matter in your body, usually necessitating a dump.
Eric: "...so I told the Olsen twins I wasn't in the mood, because you know, I can do better. Then a couple minutes later I ran into the Hilton sisters and scored a threesome. It was just like in the video, dude, I swear."
Stan: "Man you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown."
Eric: "Yeah, I guess you're right, I really need to drop a massive deuce in the john."
Evolved from "on the rag" meaning having one's period, to "rag" meaning a woman who is having her period, to "rag" just meaning any woman in general.
DISCLAIMER: Women tend to find this term a bit offensive. Calling a woman this may slightly decrease your chances of getting laid.
Guy: "Damn bitch you's one smokin' hot rag. I wouldn't mind tearin' up yo' big ol' ghetto ass."
Girl: (smacks him, pours beer on him, and leaves)
An hour in which you drink 60 beer shots, one per minute. This is a lightweight alternative to the Century Club
"Last night was really lame. I went over to Dee's house, we did a couple power hours, then I drove home."
To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.
"The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin life, I'm thinkin more like - whassup tonight?"
-DMX "What They Want"