A psychological condition in which a person is unconsciously obsessed with the mouth and feels the need to always be sucking or chewing something. May lead to overweightness, nail-biting and other habits, and excessive cock-gobbling.
Bob: "Hey Rick, why do you like fat girls so much? Is it because there's more cushion for the pushin'?"
Bob: "Is it because you need to feel dominated by a larger woman and forced into a submissive role in bed?"
Rick: "Hell naw."
Bob: "Is it because they're like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them?"
Bob: "Well is it because of the huge ghetto ass and the tig ol' bitties?"
Rick: "Well, um, not really."
Bob: "Are you just a Tri Delt
groupie, and they just happen to all be fat?"
Rick: "No, but those Tri Delt girls go all out in the sack, let me tell you."
Bob: "Is it because they're desperate
, which makes them easier than first grade math class?"
Rick: "You're getting closer."
Bob: "Is it because of the oral fixation, which is probably the reason they're fat in the first place?"
Rick: "Hell yeah dogg! Sometimes a nigga just gotta get his dick sucked!"
Bob: "I hear you