3 definitions by Niccolo Machiavelli

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Aeroplane can be defined as-
1. a big thing that flies.
2. A song off one hot minute by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's bassline started research into the new science of 'Quantum Bass Playing', whereby a bassist and his instrument essentially become one on a quantum level whilist playing. In Buddhism, this is known as Bass-lightenment. FLEA is the only human ever known to have achieved this ultimate goal (although Cliff Burton came pretty close} sparking rumours that he is, in fact, God.
Dude, that bassline on Aeroplane....how is that humanly possible?
by Niccolo Machiavelli December 02, 2007
Democracy is a system of government that doesn't work and will probably fail altogether within the next few decades.
Reasons;-
1. The majority of the electorate tend to be idiots who will elect an idiot.
2. The majority of the electorate tend to be selfish morons that would elect Hitler if he lowered their taxes.
3. Politicians use pathetic, small-minded catchphrases that mean very little, eg. 'hug a hoodie' or 'for the family.' Mr Idiot, the average voter, however, votes on the basis of these.
4. The rich and powerful form a better connected, private-school educated elite who are far more easily able to take office.
5. In America, leaders take ordinary words and add '-ism', 'mis-' so that Jimmy Redneck with his shotgun thinks that they're using 'big werds' and are therefore smart. Eg, 'they misunderestimated me'
6. In America and elsewhere, policy is over-rided by how bigger fan of 'Jeezus' or 'Gawd' a person is, forcing intelligent politicians to do lip-service to religion, and allowing fundamentalist scum to rise into office.
7. Politicians will always be able to whip up the masses to do their bidding at the expense of civil liberties by citing a common enemy, real or imagined. Eg. The war on terror.
Democracy in action;-
Politician;- 'I believe in the power of prayer, and not to defamilarise ourselves with the misinformation of terrorists. Family First!'
Jimmy Redneck;- Dang I'll vote for that guy, he's usin' thems big werds like an intellesuel, and he's got gawd on his side! Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwh!
by Niccolo Machiavelli December 02, 2007
To ejaculate on the stomach of a doughy woman.
Isaiah's efforts were simply too exhausting. He finally pulled out, removed the accursed condom and masturbated furiously until he had created a seminal archipelago on his girlfriend's stomach. He stopped briefly to admire it before falling asleep.
by Niccolo Machiavelli August 03, 2006

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