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Porg; ie. Person Of Reduced Growth.

Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)

Adaption; G-PORG ie; ginger porg.
These rare unfortunates are cursed with this double whammy.
Due to their unattractiveness to the female race,and thus lack of breeding the G-PORGs may soon be extinct.
He was really hot in his mug shot, it wasnt until i met him i realised he was a fecking porg!

I walked in and heard someone calling my name.
I couldnt see anyone, until i heard "down here", and there he was.. all 5 foot of him.I was horrified.
by Niamho May 01, 2008

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