1 definition by Next Sue Johanson

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The bump of your pants by the zipper so when you sit down makes it look like you have a boner.
Girl: "Are you just that happy to see me?"
Guy: "No, that's just my demo dick. Duh!"
by Next Sue Johanson April 05, 2008

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