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2 definitions by NewGene Fucundus

An ass kissing moron . Someone who wakes up every day looking to kiss booty.
Antney " Anyone seen Tommy Peckernose?"

Dr. K " Yeah,he's up in the boss's office pecking away !"
by NewGene Fucundus December 02, 2006
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A cigar smoker,someone who smokes cigars with gusto.
"Look at Bob over there . I didnt know he was a turd sucker,sucking on that cigar . He could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe . No wonder he is in management".
by NewGene Fucundus November 28, 2006
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